The Delirium Birth Day....

The unusual fear prevailed which was the major factor of my bemusement both qualitatively and quantitatively for the past three days,all of which commenced with the firang act along the popular lanes of koregaon park which was hilariously described to a person who is never out of alphabetical lingo of a messenger.
My wishlist continues to expand with each day and this time i seriously wanted to be one mind reader and the whole of this concept hails from a pathetic flick but irrespective of that it had to be one of my dream gifts on the big day of my birth,hell it was one big day!...and coming back to "firangs" which is the hindi version of foreigners ,what do they expect from indians yet remains one unanswered question,one such incident i came across was when the " dastardly bastards" hanging around the same popular lanes kept watching yet another firang breed on a rusty avon cycle which seemed to be just out of the davy jones locker kept waiting to cross the road from the past half an hour expecting respect which is also called the "pedestrian respect" and its counterpart which is the courteousy of the indian drivers/riders which he ofcourse didnt get but whole of this surely concluded that we had enormous amount of time,but damn it was such a joy to watch such a character.Everything seemed alright till the actual day which was the transition of years and ages,finally the big day was here,i knew theres always a ton to experience in such days,but didnt expect the experience hitting me in a bounty.Well i had never faught with a custom official until the same day when i had to drive down 40 kms to some octroi post and release the shipment sent to me all the way from across the indian ocean without having to pay a penny as the customs duty all of this which coincided with another placement session and guess what "the paradox yet continues"..but i really had a great feeling when i just had to cross the road to make my undesired presence.Im glad i managed both of the barbaric acts although screwing up my day,so it remains yet another "delirium birth day".
Declaration:I write this cameo having consumed a quarter of smirnoff vodka which has eventually slowed my nervous system so grammatical errors must be all accepted.Cheers!