Contradictory eatouts..

There is a widespread misconception that eating out is an occupation involving the consumption of food.Nothing could be further from the truth.You don't dress up and go out just so people can see you chewing.In fact,it is merely another opportunity to be seen.So, order something preposterous.Play with your food skillfully as you pretend-eat.Maintain your form as others around you hunch over their plates and stuff their faces.Soon they will all blend in,while you blend out.And if your body does insist on getting its daily intake of calories,go home and order a pizza...what say???